There was a girl who fell Down the side of a hill There she lay wondering Where he’d go in his space ship All night long He’s got contagious confusion She’s got jealous delusions She doubt what she knows And she just found out She’s the star Of his scary movie Well as far as she can tell She’s making him ill Alone in his loveseat She sat in his abandoned anguish Starting to fall asleep He thinks she’s incomplete She wants him to fast and she made the cast Of his scary movie And she never gets kissed Here in her private hell She thinks she’s had her fill Of all the damn red lights And the Sampaku lifestyle He says she can’t hear She wishes he would see The reason she needs a stunt double She’s the Star She’s the star Of his scary movie